Friday, February 15, 2008

Welcome to the overhypedome!


NOTE: Today's essay comes from our boy Matt Giordano. To check out past essay "Cheese Metal - A Brief Memoir", click here. We'll be posting more of these in the future, and if you'd like to contribute shoot an email to unicorntastic@gmail.com. Word.

The vittula that is blog land has been squeezing some nasty shit out of its urethra lately. At first I expected it caught another case of blogmydia, but then I saw it was a new virus called "Vampire Weekend", presumeably the result of way too much PR money being inserted into that little hole. This "Vampire Weekend" virus may take a little while for the negative side effects to show, but once they do, you'll want to beat the fuck out of the twat that gave it to you. No topical solution can cure it, and in a few months, you'll become as soulless as the creators of it. Diagnosis: FUCK NO!

2 comments:

Jessica said...

There is no music so one can decide if this band is actually as terrible as stated above. Lame.

Ross said...

THANK YOU. I hate that band so, so much. Never before have I seen so mediocre a band so incredibly overhyped, by the "underground" scene no less - and Pitchfork even admits that the only reason they started this shit train is because one of them was in school with the band. agggghhhhh